Welcome to Usk in the autumn, this is the river just by our office:

Just been away for the weekend and got back to find that it had got
worse. Does anyone have a link to an Airfix Ark building kit? – think
we may need it this winter. Applications accepted from people with a
male and female pair of any animals, and if anyone has a cute female
Cairn terrier who could accompany Gizmo onto the Ark that would be
great as well. No-aaarrrrggghhh.