No, not what you were thinking FFS = For Four Square. I have joined up, have a bunch of badges and more offers for Domino’s Pizza than you can imagine, and am mayor of everything from my home to my office to my own left foot.

I really love Social media but also appreciate the amount of time it can waste. I am currently en route to London to a short but tough meeting and am documenting the delayed journey via foursquare – follow me for the full gory details but thus far we have been @Newportstation, @Bristol Parkway, @ Bath, @Chippenham, @ Swindon and soon may get to @DidcottbloodyParkway.

If you can contain your excitement I will be coming through the @revolvingdoors sometime today.FFS!